A glimpse into the life and viewpoints of a 40-something single female, as she juggles a career, family, friends, the crazy hobby of showing dogs, and the daily ups and downs with five furry, 4-legged “kids.”
Tuesday, May 31, 2011
When I Say "Pass the Hanger" I Really Mean "PASS" It!
For example, your pet rock wouldn't bark, wouldn't leave you a deposit where and when it shouldn't (be it a deposit from the front end or the back end,) wouldn't run through your house with your bra in its' mouth, wouldn't steal underwear off the top of the dryer (is it just my dogs with the undergarment obsession?) and wouldn't eat strange things.
First-off it was young Aksel who recently decided to tear into and attempt to gut the big dog cushion. For years the only dog allowed to sleep in the bedroom at night has been Saber. He's a dog who doesn't like to sleep on the bed so he's no issue in the bedroom. The only time he will even consider getting on the bed is when you're trying to sleep-in on the weekend and he thinks it's high-time you got up. Then he jumps up and puts his face within a half-inch of your face, so that he's not touching you, but so that you get the full effect of his heavy breathing. At about the same time, you start to feel the bed slightly shaking and that's from his tail wagging at full speed. If you even slightly crack your eyes to look, it's all over. You're getting up whether you want to or not. That's because his next move is to slap you in the face with his paw if you don't get up. Of course, on a weekday when you NEED to get up early and don't want to oversleep, he snores on the floor. He's a weekend-only alarm system.
All of the other dogs sleep in their own crates, however when Miss Paige had her pups last summer, I took pity on her afterwards and in a moment of spoiling-weakness, I asked her one night if she wanted to sleep on the bed, and she didn't need to be asked twice. Up she came, and when I put the big dog cushion on the bed, she just curled up on it and never moved. It was great. You don't even know she's there, and it made her happy so, yes, I spoiled her and let her sleep there most nights.
While she's off now having her puppies elsewhere, I got the crazy idea to see if young Aksel would want to sleep on the bed. Mainly I was just curious to see what the goofy 9-month old would do, but I was surprised that he handled himself pretty well. Of course, he takes no cue from his parents. He sleeps ON the bed, unlike his father, and basically on ME, unlike his mother. No, not the most comfortable for me, but darn cute, so I let him get away with it for a few nights.
Of course, he had his moments of stepping on me, dropping the big beef bone on me, rolling on his back playing with his binky Kong toy in his mouth at 2 AM, and various other antics, but I continued to put up with it, knowing that when his mom returns, I would put him back in the crate, and he won't be a puppy forever, so what could it hurt, right?
Meanwhile, my Mom said, "You do realize, you're creating a monster." No matter how old I get, Mom still always has those moments when I KNOW she's right, and yet I'm thinking, "Oh yeah? I'll show you Mom!"
Mom is still always right.
Friday morning I heard the clock radio go off, and I took a moment to consider getting up. While I was still groggy, I was awake enough to kind of notice Aksel moving around. Then I noticed this sound: RIP.....RIP.....RIP.
Still in a waking-up-fog, I thought, "What's that......" then I bolted upright in bed. It looked like I was in the middle of a white puffy cloud. White stuffing was all around me. My first immediate panic was that he had ripped up the comforter on the bed. I checked but, no, that was all intact. Where was the stuffing coming from? The dog cushion appeared to be okay. Then I moved a corner of it, and sure enough, he had torn into the underside and ripped a huge hole in it, and then pulled the stuffing out from there.
Aksel has these markings over his eyes that make him look like he's always very alert and almost surprised, so when I asked, "WHAT IS THIS??!!" he gave me this goofy look and grin that said, "Look what I did! Isn't this great?!" I couldn't help but laugh, and say, "You not pose to do dat. Dis is a veddy bad seng you doooo!" (Yes, I confess: I have this weird, hybrid, nondescript accent that I often use on the dogs. I have no explanation for it. If you want to hear me do it sometime when you're with me, just ask.) My mother was right, yet again, and Aksel is back sleeping in his crate at night, before his own mother returns. Of course, Aksel has an excuse: He's 9 months old. He's a puppy. They eat many stupid things.
I don't know what excuse his father, Saber has for what he just did last night, however.
It was late in the evening and often times, when I'm not ready to go to bed, but Saber has gone outside one final time for the night and is ready to call it a day, he will go stand by the bedroom door, wanting me to let him in there. He stretches out, falls asleep, and is out like a light by the time I go in there.
We followed that same routine last night. When I went in the bedroom, however, he kind of nervously jumped up from around the other side of the bed with this odd look on his face, kind of like the look a kid gives you when they've been caught doing something they shouldn't be doing, or they've just broken something, etc. He was all smiling, wagging his tail, and I knew something was up, but I had no idea what it could be.
I had washed the bedding so I was getting ready to make the bed, and I glanced down on the floor and there was a lone metal hook on the floor. "What's that from?" I wondered. It looked like a metal hook that belongs to a hanger. You know, the kind of hanger they use in stores with the metal hook and then the rest of it's plastic.
But why was this lone hook on the floor all by itself? Upon closer examination, I saw what looked like...hmmm......kind of jagged plastic at the base of the hook. Then I looked closer at the floor. There was some bits of plastic.
No way. He couldn't have. Wait, oh yes he could have.....
HE ATE THE ENTIRE HANGER!!!! I turned to him with the lone hook in my hand, and this time NOT using my special dog hybrid accent, I asked, "DID YOU DO THIS??!! DID YOU EAT AN ENTIRE HANGER???!!"
I kid you not: If he could have been able to whistle, he would have been, as he sheepishly looked away and tried to focus elsewhere, acting all nonchalant, periodically glancing back at me with a look that said, "Oh damn, I think she's mad!"
I'm holding the lone hook in my hand, waving it around kind of like a pirate, saying, "How could you eat an entire hanger? What were you thinking? You're an old dog! You have a Dental Dinosaur here on the floor, along with a giant beef bone, yet you ate a hanger!!!"
I don't know where he got it, either off the bed or he jumped up and stole it off the dresser where I had some stacked. I shouldn't be surprised, though, as this wasn't his first time to devour plastic products. When he was younger he ate an entire plastic crate cup right off the door of the crate where it was fastened. Then he's eaten at least 2 of the plastic snap-on handles that come with the collapsible wire crates. I'm reminded of that every time I'm heaving a wire crate up the stairs in a hotel, with it pinching my fingers, thinking, "Damn you Saber, I could have had it easier if you hadn't eaten the handle!" He's also downed his share of my nephew's Legos.
Having been around enough dogs that have eaten plastic items over the years, I wasn't too concerned that this hanger was going to cause him any problems. From the few bits of plastic left that I found chewed on the floor, he had chewed it down to small, soft, rubbery bits, so I was pretty sure this, too, shall pass.
And it did. I know this because, of course, I followed him around outside tonight, and when he left a deposit, like any good forensics expert, I investigated. "Houston, we have found the plastic hanger....or at least remnants of it."
I'll keep checking over the next several days, but I'm thinking we're in good shape. I can't say the same for the hanger, however.
So while a Pet Rock wouldn't steal underwear, tear up cushions, and eat hangers, there's a reason why they never caught on as "Man's Best Friend."
I mean how much fun would it be to talk to a rock in your own very special unique accent? And you would never get to try out your investigative forensics skills!
Monday, May 23, 2011
"Take Your Time With That Door! I Have No Plans!"
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
The Rose City Gathering of the 4-Legged and the 2-Legged
Frankly, none of that bothers us, as you go where you have to go to find the points for the dog to win. But, I think we can all agree we appreciate shows like Rose City when they come along. Not only that, but we get to see some of the top dogs in the country who travel here to compete in this show. It's a big deal to win Best In Show here, so the "big guns" come in from all over, and we get to see the top handlers and some of the top dogs, which is fun in and of itself. You read about these dogs in the dog show publications, see their pictures, see their names in the national rankings, and this is a weekend when we get the chance to see them in person.
Sunday, January 2, 2011
Rules for 2011: Clean Out Your Briefcase, & Don’t Pee on Others
Why does the first day back to work for the New Year, after taking over a week off, always feel like the first day of school? Or is this another of those things where my sister would say, "Lisa, it doesn't feel that way to the rest of us. It's just another of your weird things." Fine, I'm used to that, but for me, that is how it feels. It's that whole fresh start. I've cleaned out the briefcase (and wondered why I only do that once a year. It probably weighs a pound less!) I have the fresh new desk calendars ready to take to work. The house is all clean and in order and the laundry is done. If you know me and laundry, that's a major thing in and of itself. I'm trying to decide what new clothes I'm going to wear this week. Now, if only "Picture Day" could be thrown in, it would be EXACTLY like heading back to school.
Alright, time to get back to what just happened that triggered me to write:
Saber just peed on Savannah. I'm talking dead-center, right in the middle of her back. Here's how the discovery sounded, verbatim, when Savannah stepped into the house from the patio door:
First-off, I suppose I should start with me, for those who don't know me. I worked in radio for 18 years, still do some voice-work every now and then and I never entirely rule out going back to that world if the right opportunity rolled my way, because I do genuinely miss it. Currently, I'm the Marketing and Events Manager for a fairgrounds. To be honest, I'll probably never write much about my job, as it's a government position and I think the safest thing to do is avoid going there. In my "other" life, I show dogs. It amounts to being an expensive, yet rewarding, hobby that obviously intertwines with my day-to-day life in a major way. I handle my own dogs, and often handle dogs for other people. I'm very involved with my own specific regional breed club, as well as an all-breed club that produces a giant dog show every year.
I'm single, never been married, and yes, I could probably write volumes about my perspective on that, but I won't....not now anyway. Seriously, I'm happy and feel fortunate to be where I'm at in my life. I'm blessed with a lot of great things that have come my way. If things work out with the right guy, I would view it as the cherry, on top of the sprinkles, on top of the frosting, on top of the cake. I'm willing to admit that I think time and experience has turned me into a cautious skeptic in the romance department, not one to easily let my guard down. But what do I know? Maybe it's still possible. I would like to think so.
Ah, but there IS the one great love of my life. Of course, he's got 4 legs and a tail. Saber is the oldest of the 3 Norwegian Elkhounds who live with me, and he might very well be what we call my "Forever Dog," meaning he's the one that's going to leave a lasting mark on me. There were 2 dogs I showed and owned before him, but he and I just have this "thing." He's very special. LOVES people, and is amazing with kids. He had a great show career and now is pretty much retired, coming out to shows every now and then to compete in the Veteran class. He just turned 9, and it scares me a little to think about how much I love this dog and how I'll handle the day when I don't have him anymore.
Next is the true Queen of the house who, honestly, runs the show: Savannah, the
Miniature Poodle. "Vannie" or "Vanna," turns 13 in February. She was my "Townhouse Dog," when I lived in an apartment before I bought my house. I clearly couldn't have a big dog with me, but the landlord had no issue with Savannah. She, too, was a show dog, even before I got her when she was a year and a half old, but that ended when her breeder decided her coat couldn't handle the rigors of that extreme "do" the Poodles have to pull off in the show ring. That was fine by me, as I just wanted her to be my buddy, so she was spayed, her hair was cut down, and she went on to compete in Obedience earning a title in that. Poodles are smart beyond just about any other breed I've ever met. It's almost like you're dealing with a human on 4-legs, which makes them really fun. I always say Savannah may be small and cute, but she's really a tough talkin' broad. She's my little shadow, glued to my side when she's not sleeping.
The other girl in the house, my first Norwegian Elkhound female, is Paige. She's 5 years old and had a litter of pups sired by Saber in August. My relationship with Paige really had to evolve. All of us who work a lot with dogs comment often of how the boys are so much more cuddly and affectionate than the girls, and that you see so much more independence with the females, and it's definitely been that way with Paige. She simply likes to do her own thing, and for a long time I felt like she could take me or leave me, it didn't really matter. But I learned she merely shows her affection in a very different, much more subtle way, and my admiration for her grew by leaps and bounds watching her take care of her pups. As I write this, she's curled up next to me on the couch, sound asleep.
The most recent addition to the family is truly a "family" member. Aks
el is the son of Saber and Paige, the puppy I chose to keep from the litter born in August. I had a rather unique scenario, in that I own both of the parents of the litter. Normally, after much studying of pedigrees, you go out to find the stud dog, and he could be anywhere in the country or the world, for that matter. But Paige was purchased by Saber's breeder to give to me to specifically breed to him. She essentially picked her out before she was born, knowing the pedigree was one that would go well with Saber's bloodline, and if a good female puppy emerged, she wanted to send her up here to me. The much-anticipated breeding happened this summer, with the pups arriving in August. The little guy who got to stay here and never had to leave home was Aksel. While I say Saber is the love of my life, I think his son could give him a run for his money. I love, love, love, this puppy.
There's another Elkhound named Espen who turns a year old in February and I co-own him with my sister, who he lives with. We'll get to him at a later date, but the four pictured are the ones who are responsible for me never having a dull moment in my life, who always give me someone to come home to, and who never let a day go by without making me laugh.
When I look back at 2010, it will be remembered for the very significant dog moments that happened. I lost my beloved first show dog, Maverick, just shy of his 14th birthday. Just days after that, Espen came into our lives. Then over the summer the long-awaited litter of pups out of Saber and Paige got here on a hot August day, and I got my first experience at whelping and taking care of litter.
I'm expecting things to be a little more low-key this year in the canine category.
I say that as Savannah is trying to dry off from Saber's leg-lifting assault.
Low-key?
Yeah, right.
Saturday, January 1, 2011
The Lid is Lifted
Happy New Year!
It's officially 2011. An old year is over. The first decade of the 21st century is now officially over. "Out with the old and in with the new" applies in a multitude of ways on this day, and among them is this blog.
I started "Life With the Lid Down" back in 2008. Admittedly, it ended up being a half-hearted attempt, as I will be the first to raise my hand and say I really never threw myself into it with any focus. Oh, I THOUGHT I would find that dedication, but I learned you can't simply find it; you have to make the effort. As I write that, it occurs to me that lesson would apply in many aspects of life. More on that later, but right now, I need to credit the person who is primarily responsible for me taking another stab at this.
I worked in radio with Dave Bell many years ago, and I always considered him to be somebody who was a great mentor to me. Dave's been retired for a few years now, lives over on the coast in Wheeler and has his very own steamboat (is that cool or what? Well, actually the steam is hot, but you know what I mean.) Many of you probably know Dave without even realizing it. He's been, as he calls it, "The Audio Guy" for the Portland Trailblazers radio broadcasts since the very beginning back in 1971 and I promise you, if you watch the games on T.V. at some point in time, you saw the camera on the guy wearing the big headphones by the Blazers' announcers. That's Dave (and that's what I always say when I see him on the T.V.: "Hey, that's Dave!" Never fails.)
He gave me a surprise visit at my office a few months back (we still need to have that lunch, Dave) and he said, "I love reading what you write about your dogs." Dave was referring to the blog being linked to Facebook, or sometimes I just wrote a note on Facebook about something going on.
My response was, "Really? You like them?" Dave said, "Yes, I do and you really need to write more often. You have a way with words." I gave my usual excuse about lack of time, etc., but went on to wistfully say, "Wouldn't it be great to just be able to get up each day with nothing to do but write and have somebody pay you for it?" Dave laughed and replied, "Yes, all of us who like to write would love that. It generally doesn't happen for us….but then again, you'll never know WHAT could happen IF YOU DON'T WRITE!" Playing the mentor role again, Dave closed with, "You need to do it. I'll read it."
Great! One built-in reader! Seriously, though, Dave's words kept ringing in my head, week after week. Now granted, week after week I didn't write, but week after week I kept thinking about his encouraging words.
Finally, as I was giving some thought to other things I wanted to change in my life, I decided I would give it a serious shot, and what better place to begin than at the very start of the year.
I debated about saving the blogs I had written before, but the more I thought about it, I wanted a fresh start, and so much has changed since I last wrote in February and even more so since I started the blog back in 2008. There's a whole new cast of characters and it all warranted a new start.
So there's a whole new look to the blog, but I did keep the name. A lot of thought went into coming up with "Life With the Lid Down." For those of you who don't know how it happened, I was advised that if I was going to blog and rise above the multitudes out there, I would have to find my style and my focus, figuring out what my purpose is with my writing. As one starts to ponder that, in my situation it immediately becomes clear one theme will obviously override much of my writing, and that's the fact that I live with 4 dogs and I show dogs. No matter what I may be sharing in relation to what's going on in my life, the dogs will undoubtedly come up frequently. Consequently, all of that had to somehow be reflected in the name of my blog.
Suggestions included "No Bones About It," "A New Leash on Life," "My Life As A Wag Queen" (still like that one,) but nothing quite hit the mark. I started thinking about what my life is like with the dogs, and how it all comes into play when I juggle them with my career, spending time with family and friends, etc. No matter what I'm doing and where my brain is focused, the dogs are always an undercurrent. They always come into consideration. I recently commented to somebody about all of the things that go with living with 4 dogs, and how I don't even give those things a second thought, it's just part of the routine. For example, you never leave food on the counters. It's advisable to keep the bedroom doors shut (or somebody will decide to rumble around on the bed.) You always keep the toilet lid down to prevent it from being used as a water bowl.
Wait. That was it!
"Life With the Lid Down."
The hard cold fact is: No matter WHAT is going on that I have to deal with, no matter how busy I am, how happy, sad, you name it, I always have to remember every day to put the lid down. That applies literally and sometimes figuratively.
There are instances in life when the best option is to put the lid down and move on.
I generally don't get too swept up into the whole New Year's resolution business, at least not anymore. In most cases I've found it sputters-out after a week or so. However, I can honestly say I feel different moving into this year. I think it's because it struck me the other day that one decade of this century has now passed.
What? How can that be?
When I take a long hard look back at things from the last 10 years, and look at things now, something struck me, and I heard this voice (Yes, THAT voice. Doesn't everybody hear that voice, or is it just me?) Anyway, the voice asked: "Lisa, what in the hell happened to you? Somewhere along the line, you lost your drive. You've lost your focus. You let your edge get away from you. You've lowered your expectations. Face it girl, you're dangerously close to losing your mojo altogether and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
It's an interesting twist because I did accomplish the goal of getting in better shape by my 45th birthday, but it was the goings-on in my head that got high-centered on some sort of speed bump. It's like I gained one thing but lost the other.
Well, not anymore. Things will be back in sync for 2011. I have no doubt in my mind about it. I already recognize the old familiar, calm focus. It's happening.
Be afraid…. Be very afraid.
Okay, I'm just kidding about the fear part. But it sounded good, didn't it? I bought these great tall black boots today and I just had a moment here where I envisioned wearing them, with a long black cape swirling at my ankles, forcefully stomping along with Darth Vader's "Imperial March" playing in the background ("Dum-dum-dum…dum-de-dum…dum-de-dum.")
"Alright, Lisa, do what your blog says, and put a lid on it!"
(There's that voice again.)
So, in honor of Dave Bell, there's the first blog for 2011, with more to come. There will be talk about the dogs, of course, the crazy goings-on at dog shows, and "The Things I Know For Sure about Puppies." Then there's how I can't eat gluten anymore and how it's resulted in me hearing the phrase "Can you eat THIS?" more times than I ever figured I would in my life. I'm sure my hatred of laundry will come up, and how I don't like to mow, but I LOVE the leaf blower.
Yes, there's an endless supply of topics
You doubt me? You shouldn't do that.
You don't want me to get out the black cape and the boots!